Displayed inside a showcase on the third floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground rests a electric pink ensemble worn by the pop star. His show in front of a massive crowd of spectators was considered a major hit.
You might not enjoy the performer. Perhaps you believe he is the finest offering to music known to man. You might take a middle ground, admitting that some tracks are belting while others are awful.
The central idea is that enjoyment can be delivered diversely. You like what you like. There is no universal formula to create music or even the longest format.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Test Format
The traditional format boasts peerless complexity. One struggles to think of another sport where the playing is so dictated by conditions.
The climate, the time of day, the ball – the variables are numerous. Crucially is the wicket.
If the long game is art, the wicket is the foundation on which the athletes paint their masterpiece.
An Abstract Contest: The MCG Match
The fourth Ashes Test between the two sides was an abstract version of cricket, the great game dismantled and reconstructed in a bizarre shape.
This is not a justification of the pitch which resulted in a triumph and the another sub-three-day finish of the contest.
Leaving 10mm of grass on the wicket, causing 36 wickets being taken in less than a brief period, is not a balanced duel between batter and bowler.
A Varied History: The Core of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as not a proper Test, is incorrect.
The long game is a diverse canvas, over two thousand matches and ongoing. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the ball does all sorts for the fast men. In contrast, it turns square on a dust bowl. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are all the more thrilling due to the time committed in other matches.
Problem Solving: The True Test
Certain variables are embraced more freely than others.
The debate in during the match was that the balance was skewed excessively towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were prevented from showcasing their talents.
This level of cricket is about problem solving – reading the conditions and adapting appropriately. The best individual contributions were made by acknowledged stars. One line-up made more mistakes than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Sheer Celebration: The Fan Perspective
Attempt to convince the supporters who have suffered 18 winless matches that this was not entertaining.
Among the crowd of the ground, thousands celebrated and sang their songs, generating a carnival vibe in a stronghold of sport.
There was hope as the attack surged, momentum when batters fought back, and pure joy when the win was achieved.
Extreme Ends: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The MCG has form with controversial surfaces. Eight years ago, a game there featured a strip with the excitement of a a damp squib.
That match was a marathon, with minimal action and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that previous match are polar opposites of the spectrum – both are not the standard, yet significance can be attached to them.
At this stage into the ongoing battle, it is the shortest games that will live longest in the collective consciousness.
"Far from being the death of Test cricket at all," observed a veteran. "Spectators who have been fortunate to see these short time have been given some fantastic sport. Different entertainment."
Baby Steps: A Glimmer of Hope
In the build-up to this Test, the skipper spoke like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his shoulders.
The team delivered for him, restoring the positive demeanor to his persona.
Different players stepped up with crucial roles. These are small positives, not nearly enough to secure long-term success, but a foundation to develop from.
Ultimately, this triumph is added to other memorable performances in meaningless games.
As the crowd departed into a beautiful night, the team congregated on the turf to begin their own festivities.
Enjoy the drink, lads. It's well deserved.